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41. Avoid any girl who won’t wear a skirt in winter. The winter is too long as it is without having to do without legs. You’ll end up in the stairwell of a Christmas party making out with a girl in skirt.
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and the response for the ladies
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list. With maybe...“heroin & absinthe” reasoning
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you meet at an office party. She...your boss’s wife and wants
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skirt.” EXHIBIT A. BUT THAT’S ALL I REALLY HAVE GOING FOR ME SINCE I’M GUILTY OF #’S 11, 12, 53 AND PERHAPS 10,...
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My friend Kate Donat sent...proven infinitely useful
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