hypertexty

• 2010-02-19

  5 Steps to Give Your Ex a Nervous Breakdown

  1. Call him from your parent’s cell phone, and don’t leave a message.
  2. Don’t answer when he calls back and don’t respond to his “Everything okay?” text message.
  3. Call him again, from the parent’s cell phone: again, no message.
  4. When he calls back this time, answer. Explain that you didn’t die like he thought, you just broke the iPhone he gave you while you were together and you want him to magically fix it over the phone.
  5. Rinse and repeat.

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